Crazy domains we found today

Prepare the family pet for WAR!

crazydomains — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 23:41:16 +0000

Their lovable, their cute, and they’re playful.

I’m talking about – of course – the family cat. Oh how cute the little kitty is when it plays with that ball of yarn or unfettered shoelace.

But is that cat ready for WAR?

This is the question I found myself asking myself when I visited this page of bodysuit armor for cats and mice.

Answer: NO, my cats are NOT ready for WAR. I have failed them.

“The image of armour for a mouse stirs our imagination in a deep way. We look at it and try to imagine what would happen if we did try to fit it on a mouse.”

- Jeff deBoer

Overlawyered – Chronicling the high cost of our legal system

crazydomains — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:22:44 +0000

Some recent finds by Overlawyered:

“Litigious Minneapolis strip club owner “sued a one-time housemate for, among other things, not returning some pillows and a coat rack.”

“Online carpooling service? Great idea until the bus authorities get you closed down”

“Another lawyer blames the lawn mower manufacturer for the fact that his client was backed over with it by his father.”

Find trivial and ridiculous lawsuits at Overlawyered.com

Be sure to check The Best of Overlawyered.com

Moisturize your face with cheerios!

crazydomains — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 03:03:02 +0000

DO try these at home:

Give yourself a moisturizing facial. Make a paste from ground-up Cheerios, lemon juice, and honey. Apply to face, let sit for ten minutes, then rinse with warm water.
Lubricate pipe joints…with Wishbone Thousand Island Dressing… Wishbone Thousand Island Dressing works as a lubricant for fitting pipe joints together.
Clean a toilet with Gatorade… Pour two cups of Gatorade into the toilet bowl, let sit for one hour, then brush and flush clean. The citric acid in Gatorade removes stains from vitreous china.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg…

See the rest of the iceberg at WackyUses.com

Reserve a Spot in Heaven!

crazydomains — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 06:37:08 +0000

From the site:

“I’m sure you may be wondering, ‘How is this possible?’ Well, to this day we are the ONLY official distributor of reservations into Heaven. We are directly affiliated and sent down by The Board of Heavenly Officials, the only governing body in Heaven, to offer you one thing and one thing only: a worry free, secure way into Heaven.”

Click here to reserve YOUR spot in heaven…before it’s too late and heaven sells out.

Land of the WikiPedia rejects…

crazydomains — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 10:08:18 +0000

Where do rejected and WikiPedia deleted and rejected entries go to die?

Recently I stumbled onto “knowledge’s last chance” at

http://wikidumper.blogspot.com/

The site nicely proclaims:

“From the bold to the beautiful, from the wicked to the wise, every day the Wikipedia team relegates possibly “inappropriate” submissions to the garbage dump of time. Here, we make selected “potential” rejects immortal and preserve them for posterity.”

Did your wikipedia entry get rejected or deleted?

Then try http://wikidumper.blogspot.com/