Prepare the family pet for WAR!

Their lovable, their cute, and they’re playful.

I’m talking about – of course – the family cat. Oh how cute the little kitty is when it plays with that ball of yarn or unfettered shoelace.

But is that cat ready for WAR?

This is the question I found myself asking myself when I visited this page of bodysuit armor for cats and mice.

Answer: NO, my cats are NOT ready for WAR. I have failed them.

“The image of armour for a mouse stirs our imagination in a deep way. We look at it and try to imagine what would happen if we did try to fit it on a mouse.”

- Jeff deBoer

Overlawyered – Chronicling the high cost of our legal system

Some recent finds by Overlawyered:

“Litigious Minneapolis strip club owner “sued a one-time housemate for, among other things, not returning some pillows and a coat rack.”

“Online carpooling service? Great idea until the bus authorities get you closed down”

“Another lawyer blames the lawn mower manufacturer for the fact that his client was backed over with it by his father.”

Find trivial and ridiculous lawsuits at Overlawyered.com

Be sure to check The Best of Overlawyered.com

Moisturize your face with cheerios!

DO try these at home:

• Give yourself a moisturizing facial. Make a paste from ground-up Cheerios, lemon juice, and honey.  Apply to face, let sit for ten minutes, then rinse with warm water.
• Lubricate pipe joints…with Wishbone Thousand Island Dressing… Wishbone Thousand Island Dressing works as a lubricant for fitting pipe joints together.
• Clean a toilet with Gatorade… Pour two cups of Gatorade into the toilet bowl, let sit for one hour, then brush and flush clean. The citric acid in Gatorade removes stains from vitreous china.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg…

See the rest of the iceberg at WackyUses.com